**At the gym I go to has it’s own juice bar. Pretty cool, not going to lie. This story doesn’t really pertain to my weight loss journey but it definitely is weird.
As you know I go to Zumba every Wednesday… well afterwards I kind of hang out with my friend and her friend while they get protein shakes at the juice bar. The guy working there seems pretty friendly with my friend and her friend. I have never met this person before nor does he know me at all. So I was kind of shocked at his choice of conversation to have with me. Let me forewarn you that I don’t get offended barely ever. I was raised in the 80’s where being PC wasn’t even thought of. I sit down at one of the chairs and this guy go straight into a story about me, my friend, and him are going to have a threesome. I internally laugh cause I know I look sweet and innocent, BUUUUUT the thing most strangers can’t tell about me just looking at me is I’ve worked with all men since I was 19 years old and for the last 4 years I have been educating women on their sexual lives. I am VERY versed in sexual conversations. And weirdly, I love making men feel uncomfortable in said convos. Back to the story, this man keeps talking about how amazing this is going to be… My favorite is when he tells me he’s “going to make you a lesbian after I’m done with you… get it? I dive in“. UMMM WHAT?! I’ve been pretty quiet until this point, but I’m dying laughing at this idiotic reference. I change my personality to day job mode and make him work for this conversation now. Both my friend and her friend are dying laughing at this scene I have now created. Long story short, I got this guy all butt hurt over a fake conversation. Then proceeds to tell me I am the way I am, because my boyfriend is bi and wants to leave me for another man. That is the farthest thing from the truth. I just laugh straight in him face and tell him how wrong he actually is. After realizing I don’t really care what he thinks about me or is getting under my skin at all, he says “we cool, just joking you know that?”. I’ll take that as a victory!
